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    Default Stephen Hawking Jokes

    As always, if you are easily offended then you should stop reading NOW !! Don't read on and then start saying that you are offended or the material is offensive because it has been your choice and no-one forced it on you :)


    I'll kick them off :


    Stephen Hawking has entered the debate on Euthanasia by saying he may consider Assisted Suicide when his time comes........... or as he calls it "Task Manager".

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    Stephen Hawking was feeling down and tired.

    One simple click of F5 and he was refreshed :)

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    I actually tried calling Stephen Hawking on the phone to ask him something but all i could get through to was some automated voice answering system.

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    Stephen Hawking is getting ready to go on his first date for 20 years. Hes all excited and giggly. His room mate thinks its funny and wishes him luck as rolls out the door.

    20 minutes later, stephen returns covered with cuts and scratches with a bloody mouth and scraped knees. His room mate is shocked to see him an says "what happened with your date??"....

    Stephen sighs an replies "she stood me up"
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    PMSL - quality. He doesn't get much luck with dates does he........... his last date before that wouldn't see him again because she didn't like being spoken to in that tone.

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