'Windaes Twa Thoosan' ®
Hoaw, by the way! Micro$oft wants to help YOU in Glesga. Dinnae be
forced tae use confusing Englified software apps. Due to be released
before the Fair Fortnight, the 'Glesga' Ediion of Windows 2000, entitled
Windies Twa Thoosan' ® will hit the Barras.
Feel at ease straight away ! The traditional "Start" button has been
replaced with a more familiar term
The "Recycle Bin" has been renamed to something more fitting:
While the "Internet Explorer" now has a more recognisable title:
Nae mair fanny-boy names like "My Documents". Windaes Twa Thoosan'
tells it like it is:
An' "C:\ drive" (wits that then?) is now called something a wee bit merr
"Yes", "No" & "Cancel" are no longer used.
Several exclusive programmes have been included with 'Windaes
The cullurin in book lets ye dae yer ain pictchurs. Sums lets ye add things
up an' gies ye the rite anser, an' the tipe riter lets ye tipe letturs tae yer
pals ( 'n' it even cheks yer spelin, bye the way! ).
The computer no longer makes you click an American "OK" but a proper
'Glesga "Aye.. aw right"
Don't be a big diddie, if yae don't know how tae dae somethin' the
"Help" facility has been replaced with a merr 'Glesga' friendly version
The "Control Panel" now has a new name along with some internal settings.
Tips for 'Glaswegian' users: If you make a typing error, use the backspace
to replace the "wrang yin" Note: Tippex® is hard to clean off the screen!
Get yer ane copy the day (before the bizzies come). Available the
noo at the Barras. Only two weeks dole money.